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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. -- Sir Norman Wisdom

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too too late. -- Mike Tyson

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. == Geoffrey Parfitt

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